Spell Checker

SPELL CHECKER (author unknown, but hats off to them!)

Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !

Comments on: "Spell Checker" (1)

  1. prairiewords said:

    Another keeper. My first brush with spell check was a letter I wrote in the 80’s for a friend. A very irate vendor called wanting to know who the ?? Mr. Dandelion was. When I finally stopped laughing I tried to explain the spell check ‘fixed’ his last name to something it knew. She was not impressed.

    Seriously though, I recommend ieSpell which works with Internet Explorer and will work in reply boxes like this.

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