Our Father [Good morning, Mum. Yawn. Five year old climbs up in lap].
Who art [three year old climbs up in lap. Five year old and three year old fight over lap space. Five year old climbs down]
in heaven [Moooooooooooooom, can I have some cereal. Get cereal. The raisin kind?? I don’t like raisins]
hallowed be thy name [Mummy, can ooo get me some ceweal too? can oo get me some ceweal too? Pweeeeeeeeeese? Get cereal. Fortunately, three year old likes raisins]
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in [Mom?] heaven [MOM]
Give us this day our [MOM] daily bread [MOM] and forgive us our sins
[MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE – like the sin of how I’m feeling towards my kiddos right about now – Yes dear Can I have my computer turn now? Yes dear? Can I watch Geoffrey’s computer turn? Yes Stuart. Turn on computer. Mom? Yes dear. It’s not working. Fix problem. ]
As we forgive those who sin against us [MOM STUART’S SMELLY. STUART, YOU’RE PEEISH. Change diaper]